A lyrical brunch rendition of ‘I Like Big Butts‘ is a brainchild of mid afternoon boredom on Twitter:
I like big brunches and I cannot lie
See À la carte and I will deny!
When a waiter walks in with a tiny-weeny menu in my face I am done!
…Cause you notice that turkey was stuffed, deep in the glaze she’s wearing, I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring;
My homeboys tried to warn me, but that buns you got make me so huuuungry
Ooh gravy, yo the perfect mixture so I’m gonna Instagram yo picture.
Massive shout out to @rmdarnell for pitchin’ in like a true big brunch legend.
Keep on loving the big #brunches you #brunchperts©!
P.s I totally coined #brunchperts© = brunch experts.